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The Week Daryl Refused to Stop Moving
Posted May 25
Daryl S. logged six rides this week, which is either dedication or a cry for help—we've decided it's both.
Vini P. spent the week climbing. Not metaphorically. He accumulated enough vertical gain to make sense only to people who think suffering is a hobby, and his longest ride clocked nearly four hours in the saddle. The kind of ride that makes normal people ask questions you don't want to answer. Noelle M. put in steady, sensible work across multiple outings—the kind of rider who makes the club's average fitness look respectable.
Daryl also happened to be our fastest this week, averaging a pace that suggested either a tailwind or genuine fury. Take your pick. Lee C. found enough gravel to log as a legitimate gravel grinder, which in Hawai'i requires actual intention. Miguel P. tackled terrain steep enough to register as punishment per mile, earning him the Iron Calves distinction. He also logged the shortest ride of the week and crossed the line anyway. Lanterne Rouge counts. It always does.
We've got a new face in the feed—JAW.SURF M. just signed on. Fresh legs, unbroken by our collective nonsense. They won't stay that way.
Get out there. Tag #cyclinghawaii. Or don't. Daryl will do it for you.
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